The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 [2012]
The crew used an iPhone app called ‘JibJab’ to generate the detestable baby bred by Bella & Edward. I guess they didn’t buy the full version?
Film #059 of 2013
Director: Bill Condon Cast: Kristen Stewart [Bella], Robert Pattinson [Edward] & Taylor Lautner [Jacob]
Plot: After the birth of Renesmee, the Cullens gather other vampire clans in order to protect the child from a false allegation that puts the family in front of the Volturi. Source IMDB.com
Hipster Review: It’s hard to take the film seriously with such abhorrent CGI and 14 million cast members running around doing uninteresting things – these aren’t aged vampires at war, these are characters pulled from an issue of X-Men…there’s nothing magical happening in this made-up universe and it’s a great example of everything that’s bad in American cinema. Watched March 2nd, 2013.
“Well, I can see what everyone’s been talking about…you really do stink!.” Bella
Highlights:
- I’m pretty sure the film was edited on an iPhone
- Bella and Edward’s baby Renesmee is so poorly generated it’s embarrassing to watch
- Everyone speaks in such a low tone that the actors are the only ones that know what’s being said
- Amazon Women from the Moon, arm wrestling and sappy music
- Thank God it’s over
Biggest Surprise: My wife loved it.
Biggest Let Down: Quite possibly the worst CGI you’ll ever see in a movie.
Does the guy get the hot girl in the end? Of course, but she still doesn’t smile when she gets him.
Worth a Blu-ray purchase? LOL.
Similar to: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 [2011], X-Men [2000].
What Tweeters are saying:
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Thanks for stopping by. Until next time my fanged friends, Chris
Posted on March 7, 2013, in 2012, Movies watched in 2013 and tagged Filmhipster, Garrett Hedlund, Kristen Stewart, Movie, Movie Reviews, Movies, On the Road, Review, Reviews, Sam Riley, Walter Salles. Bookmark the permalink. 37 Comments.
*giggles* I saw these all with my roomie (a little girly bonding when her hubbie’s at work sort of thing) – this one we actually went to see in the theater. That one part with the big battle infuriated me. Best part though was the 40-50′ish year old woman sitting next to me during that part – “What the fuck?? FUCK! Shit! Oh…my…god…”.
LOL @ the older lady!
Did you notice the funny looking CGI baby?
YES!! I laughed so hard at the baby!
Waaa Ha ha ha ha ha! A flaming 10%! I love it! Way to bash that crap bro!
“Worth a Blu-ray purchase? LOL.” – hysterical!
Yeah it’s just not worth watching unless you’re a Twilighter.
Highlights:
Thank God it is over! lololol
LOL, it’s so true though.
10%? Ouch! I have never seen any of these film’s and I don’t care to. Nice to see you beat the shit out of it and confirm my suspicions.
Thanks, it was fun kicking it down.
Ha! About as crap as I expected. I’ve actually seen all the others so the completionist in me wants to see this in a way. My girlfriend likes them so it will no doubt end up being watched. Also, Kristen Stewart, although having no emotions, still pleases me eyes.
I didn’t mind the first one, the second and third were blah. But this, this is truly horrible. The babies CGI face did it in for me.
How did you find a picture of Kristen Stewart with her mouth closed?
It’s amazing how bad the CGI is in these movies just based on some clips I’ve seen. Obviously they had plenty of money in the budget to do better. Maybe they had to spend too much on souls for Kristen Stewart to devour between takes.
LOL!!! Exactly, she’s a soul eater. That explains everything.
The wolves looked so fake, couldn’t believe it.
There’s a clip I saw from the second one I think where that shirtless guy jumps into the air and instantly turns into a wolf that looks astonishingly horrible. Not to mention illogical.
Yeah I know, highly illogical that I guy would be shirtless in the woods.
I stopped watching after the first one! True story: we bought the Blu-ray version to see what all the fuss was about. Dismal film and I have tried to repeatedly trade it in at several different places. No one will take it as a trade-in. They all point to an invisible scratch and despite the fact that the film plays, they will not take it! Says something, I think! LOL Great review mate!!
Thank Mike. The funny thing is, I actually thought the first one was actually, kinda watchable sort of. The latest one, just horrific.
Can you pay someone to take it off your hands?
Was it at least so bad it was good?
No…it’s bad meaning bad not bad meaning good.
Worth a watch just to see the Bella and Edwards baby though…friggin’ hilarious!
I hate to admit it but like horrible camp remainders bin flix this saga satisfied my escape like a Disaster movie parody does. The final chapter worked for me bad CGI and all. I’m on team laugh at them.
Hmmm, I was bored from the first painful minute to the last excruciating minute….lol. Glad you enjoyed it though.
It’s painful how much I can relate to this. This was so bad I didn’t even laugh at how bad it was. And WHY was it split in two? There wasn’t enough plot or action for even one.
I know right? Seemed like they really milked it and dragged the plot on forever. Well, whatever plot there was in the first place.
Never seen any of them and never will I’d rather sit through Uwe Boll films
LOL!!!!! I’m sure Uwe Boll had something to do with this film.
If Uwe Boll had directed this, it would have had a Bella & Alice girl-on-girl scene and better effects…
Ahahaha… well what do you expect dude?? This has crapolla written all over it. I can’t believe good actors like Lee Pace and Michael Sheen signed on to do this! I don’t think K-Stew could smile even if her life depended on it!!
It was just a mess. I didn’t read the books so I was even more lost with all the characters. Hopefully we can all forget about this franchise and move on to greener pastures!! lol
This looks TERRIBLE and VIOLATINGLY AWFUL – we should turn this franchise into something : ) some sort of feature somewhere : )
YES!!!!!
My wife says this deserves 100%. She admits the cgi was shitty though. She loves her Twilight and she’s 30 years old. Mental
So does mine, she loved it. Not sure she was too happy with my review today.
These films give me the giggles so bad haha
It’s horrible dude! Painful and scaring.
Haha its how not to make a film let alone a vampire film
So let me get this straight. You’re saying the movie’s shit?
Um……..shit is not enough I think. We need to make up a new word to describe the utter catastrophe of Breaking Dawn 2.