The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 
The crew used an iPhone app called ‘JibJab’ to generate the detestable baby bred by Bella & Edward. I guess they didn’t buy the full version?
Film #059 of 2013
Director: Bill Condon Cast: Kristen Stewart [Bella], Robert Pattinson [Edward] & Taylor Lautner [Jacob]
Plot: After the birth of Renesmee, the Cullens gather other vampire clans in order to protect the child from a false allegation that puts the family in front of the Volturi. Source IMDB.com
Hipster Review: It’s hard to take the film seriously with such abhorrent CGI and 14 million cast members running around doing uninteresting things – these aren’t aged vampires at war, these are characters pulled from an issue of X-Men…there’s nothing magical happening in this made-up universe and it’s a great example of everything that’s bad in American cinema. Watched March 2nd, 2013.
“Well, I can see what everyone’s been talking about…you really do stink!.” Bella
- I’m pretty sure the film was edited on an iPhone
- Bella and Edward’s baby Renesmee is so poorly generated it’s embarrassing to watch
- Everyone speaks in such a low tone that the actors are the only ones that know what’s being said
- Amazon Women from the Moon, arm wrestling and sappy music
- Thank God it’s over
Biggest Surprise: My wife loved it.
Biggest Let Down: Quite possibly the worst CGI you’ll ever see in a movie.
Does the guy get the hot girl in the end? Of course, but she still doesn’t smile when she gets him.
Worth a Blu-ray purchase? LOL.
Similar to: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 , X-Men .
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Posted on March 7, 2013, in 2012, Movies watched in 2013 and tagged Filmhipster, Garrett Hedlund, Kristen Stewart, Movie, Movie Reviews, Movies, On the Road, Review, Reviews, Sam Riley, Walter Salles. Bookmark the permalink. 37 Comments.