Most snails are hermaphrodites with both a penis and vagina located right next to their face. What a coincidence, so does Ryan Reynolds.
Film #150 of 2013
Director: David Soren Cast: Ryan Reynolds [Turbo], Paul Giamatti [Chet] & Michael Peña [Tito]
Plot: A freak accident might just help an everyday garden snail achieve his biggest dream: winning the Indy 500. Source IMDB.com
Hipster Review: DreamWorks Animation Turbo is so alluring because it combines a light, inspirational feel good plot for the kids and the sheer adrenaline of auto-racing for the dads…it’s downright cute without trying too hard and the personalities of these spirited garden snails are first-class as well as its voice talent – best casting I’ve heard in years. Watched July 24, 2013.
“You certainly have the skills to pay the bills. If snails had to pay bills, that is.” Whiplash
- Sucked into a Chevy drag racer, injected with nitrous oxide
- French-Canadian Indy 500 champion Guy Gagne was a terrific foe
- Big Wheels, blinking shells, going viral, ‘tuck and roll’ and Ken Jeong as the little old lady
- The snails getting snatched up by the swooping crows
- Smooth Move (Snoop Dogg), Whiplash (Samuel L. Jackson), Skidmark, Burn and White Shadow – all excellent characters
Biggest Surprise: It’s easy to appreciate the burning passion of Turbo and his obsession with speed.
Biggest Let Down: It’s not as entertaining as the heavy hitting animations of the past, my daughter was getting a little restless towards the end.
Does the guy get the hot girl in the end? Well Turbo’s brother Chet is mistaken for a female, and snails are hermaphrodites after all.
Worth a Blu-ray purchase? To keep my daughter busy for a couple hours, absolutely.
Similar to: Cars , Herbie Fully Loaded .
What Tweeters are saying:
So the movie Turbo is about a snail that races against cars in the Indy 500? Sorry, but that would never happen. Pass.—
Jason Stewart (@JasonStewart) July 25, 2013
Thanks for stopping by. Until next time my sluggish friends, Chris
Posted on August 26, 2013, in 2013, Movies watched in 2013 and tagged David Soren, Filmhipster, Michael Peña, Movie, Movie Reviews, Movies, Paul Giamatti, Review, Reviews, Ryan Reynolds, Turbo. Bookmark the permalink. 34 Comments.